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TheShalom[at]GMail   |   AIM   |   Or Leave A Comment</description><title>Quality You Can Taste</title><generator>Tumblr (3.0; @theshalom)</generator><link>http://theshalom.tumblr.com/</link><item><title>Dilated Peoples - Worst Comes To Worst

I’m a glutton for...</title><description>&lt;embed type="application/x-shockwave-flash" src="http://theshalom.tumblr.com/swf/audio_player.swf?audio_file=http://www.tumblr.com/audio_file/236436028/tumblr_ksrlrkG1aD1qz5awc&amp;color=FFFFFF" height="27" width="207" quality="best"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;b&gt;Dilated Peoples - Worst Comes To Worst&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;I’m a glutton for the truth, even though truth hurts.&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;Always loved that line.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://theshalom.tumblr.com/post/236436028</link><guid>http://theshalom.tumblr.com/post/236436028</guid><pubDate>Sat, 07 Nov 2009 16:38:08 -0800</pubDate><category>music</category><category>Saturday afternoon hip hop</category></item><item><title>Yeasayer - Ambling Alp
I’ve been listening to this song...</title><description>&lt;embed type="application/x-shockwave-flash" src="http://theshalom.tumblr.com/swf/audio_player.swf?audio_file=http://www.tumblr.com/audio_file/235652489/tumblr_ksq3e9f9Lh1qz5awc&amp;color=FFFFFF" height="27" width="207" quality="best"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;b&gt;Yeasayer - Ambling Alp&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;I’ve been listening to this song nonstop for the past week. I cannot wait for the full album to come out next year. Not many bands can transport me to faraway, exotic lands with their sound like Yeasayer can. And you better believe I’ll be there when they swing by LA to promote the new record.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://theshalom.tumblr.com/post/235652489</link><guid>http://theshalom.tumblr.com/post/235652489</guid><pubDate>Fri, 06 Nov 2009 21:03:45 -0800</pubDate><category>music</category><category>awesome</category></item><item><title>Oh, ok. That explains it.</title><description>&lt;img src="http://14.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ksnuumXu1X1qz5awco1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;Oh, ok. That explains it.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://theshalom.tumblr.com/post/234367518</link><guid>http://theshalom.tumblr.com/post/234367518</guid><pubDate>Thu, 05 Nov 2009 16:03:58 -0800</pubDate><category>Super Mario</category><category>this might be old. sorry. I'm bad at the internet.</category><category>tripping balls</category></item><item><title>My brother turns 23 today.
I can’t tell you how...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://17.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ksmhtklLlg1qz5awco1_400.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;My brother turns 23 today.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;I can’t tell you how discombobulating this is. I just barely got over my amusement that he has a drivers license, and now he’s approaching his mid-twenties? What the hell?&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;I chose this picture to commemorate his birthday because of a few reasons:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;ol&gt;
&lt;li&gt;This is one of my favorite pictures of the two of us as kids.&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;Jon is making a hilarious face.&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;What are we wearing?&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;Seriously, what the hell are we wearing?&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;No no, I’m serious. Why are we wearing that crazy tropical print? WE LIVED IN CLEVELAND WHEN THIS PICTURE WAS TAKEN.&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;Do those clothes qualify as child abuse?&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;Ok, I’ll be honest. I’d still wear that outfit. Black shoes, high white socks, and all.&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;/ol&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Happy Birthday, Jon!&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://theshalom.tumblr.com/post/234110018</link><guid>http://theshalom.tumblr.com/post/234110018</guid><pubDate>Thu, 05 Nov 2009 10:30:00 -0800</pubDate><category>brother</category><category>birthday</category><category>look at those dorks</category></item><item><title>Sometimes when I look up reviews for new places to have lunch, I...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://17.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kslkyvjbcB1qz5awco1_500.png"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;Sometimes when I look up reviews for new places to have lunch, I like to read them out loud in Bev Gelfand’s voice.&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;How about Mario’s Restaurant? Mini-Pizzas and deeelish desserts make this Italian eatery a must! Ravioli? Holy Cannoli!&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://theshalom.tumblr.com/post/233142849</link><guid>http://theshalom.tumblr.com/post/233142849</guid><pubDate>Wed, 04 Nov 2009 12:09:56 -0800</pubDate><category>SNL</category><category>Chris Farley</category><category>Adam Sandler</category><category>What should I eat for lunch?</category></item><item><title>Minus the Bear - Chicken (Wrapped in Bacon)

You are so tender,...</title><description>&lt;object width="400" height="336"&gt;&lt;param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/ulFPMBBfCcE&amp;rel=0&amp;egm=0&amp;showinfo=0&amp;fs=1"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name="wmode" value="transparent"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/ulFPMBBfCcE&amp;rel=0&amp;egm=0&amp;showinfo=0&amp;fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="400" height="336" allowFullScreen="true" wmode="transparent"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;/object&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;b&gt;Minus the Bear - Chicken (Wrapped in Bacon)&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;You are so tender, you are so moist. Oh, Mr. Chicken, you’re my favorite choice.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;I’ve been singing this for the past two days. I seriously hope this ends up on the new album.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://theshalom.tumblr.com/post/232047811</link><guid>http://theshalom.tumblr.com/post/232047811</guid><pubDate>Tue, 03 Nov 2009 10:30:00 -0800</pubDate><category>music</category><category>funny</category></item><item><title>I Fight Dragons - And Your Bird Can Sing
Typically, I’m...</title><description>&lt;embed type="application/x-shockwave-flash" src="http://theshalom.tumblr.com/swf/audio_player.swf?audio_file=http://www.tumblr.com/audio_file/231051489/tumblr_kscvv8z6hj1qz5awc&amp;color=FFFFFF" height="27" width="207" quality="best"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;b&gt;I Fight Dragons - And Your Bird Can Sing&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Typically, I’m opposed to cover songs of favorite songs/bands unless they’re performed by other favorite bands. I’d never heard of this group before, but their take on this song sounds like The Beatles merged with the soundtrack to an old school Nintendo game. For me, that’s a winning combination.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://theshalom.tumblr.com/post/231051489</link><guid>http://theshalom.tumblr.com/post/231051489</guid><pubDate>Mon, 02 Nov 2009 12:12:00 -0800</pubDate><category>music</category><category>Beatles</category><category>cover</category><category>NES</category></item><item><title>Airplane! (1980)</title><description>&lt;img src="http://23.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kshsorlELs1qz5awco1_500.png"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;b&gt;Airplane! (1980)&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://theshalom.tumblr.com/post/230962651</link><guid>http://theshalom.tumblr.com/post/230962651</guid><pubDate>Mon, 02 Nov 2009 10:00:00 -0800</pubDate><category>movie</category><category>favorite</category></item><item><title>Butch Ross - Eleanor Rigby
An amazing instrumental cover of The...</title><description>&lt;embed type="application/x-shockwave-flash" src="http://theshalom.tumblr.com/swf/audio_player.swf?audio_file=http://www.tumblr.com/audio_file/230099692/tumblr_kscvewbpAL1qz5awc&amp;color=FFFFFF" height="27" width="207" quality="best"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;b&gt;Butch Ross - Eleanor Rigby&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;An amazing instrumental cover of The Beatles classic. I’m all for good covers, especially when obscure instruments are involved. This definitely fits that description. Have you ever heard of a dulcimer?&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;You have? Liar.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;(song via: &lt;a target="_blank" href="http://coverlaydown.com/2009/10/i-get-this-stuff-for-free-new-coverfolk-received-under-new-ftc-guidelines-for-bloggers/"&gt;Cover Lay Down&lt;/a&gt;)&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://theshalom.tumblr.com/post/230099692</link><guid>http://theshalom.tumblr.com/post/230099692</guid><pubDate>Sun, 01 Nov 2009 14:00:00 -0800</pubDate><category>music</category><category>cover</category><category>instrumental</category></item><item><title>Halloween Denial</title><description>“Eh, I’m not really one to eat candy. I guess it’s just not my...</description><link>http://theshalom.tumblr.com/post/229277415</link><guid>http://theshalom.tumblr.com/post/229277415</guid><pubDate>Sat, 31 Oct 2009 16:50:49 -0700</pubDate><category>halloween</category><category>my saliva is suffocatingly thick and chocolatey</category></item><item><title>Went to lunch at a local creperie and they had tiny pumpkins on...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://12.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kscvz1Udh01qz5awco1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;Went to lunch at a local creperie and they had tiny pumpkins on all the tables. With the magic of filters, my amateur picture ended up looking kinda neat.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://theshalom.tumblr.com/post/229130078</link><guid>http://theshalom.tumblr.com/post/229130078</guid><pubDate>Sat, 31 Oct 2009 13:00:00 -0700</pubDate><category>photo</category></item><item><title>Screamin’ Jay Hawkins - I Put A Spell On You
My favorite...</title><description>&lt;embed type="application/x-shockwave-flash" src="http://theshalom.tumblr.com/swf/audio_player.swf?audio_file=http://www.tumblr.com/audio_file/228171176/tumblr_ksc5ppjQao1qz5awc&amp;color=FFFFFF" height="27" width="207" quality="best"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;b&gt;Screamin’ Jay Hawkins - I Put A Spell On You&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;My favorite Halloween song, even though it’s technically not a Halloween song.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://theshalom.tumblr.com/post/228171176</link><guid>http://theshalom.tumblr.com/post/228171176</guid><pubDate>Fri, 30 Oct 2009 12:32:00 -0700</pubDate><category>music</category><category>Halloween</category></item><item><title>Monty Python - The Pope and Michaelangelo
One of the best bits...</title><description>&lt;object width="400" height="336"&gt;&lt;param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/w1IJiAXjj7k&amp;rel=0&amp;egm=0&amp;showinfo=0&amp;fs=1"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name="wmode" value="transparent"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/w1IJiAXjj7k&amp;rel=0&amp;egm=0&amp;showinfo=0&amp;fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="400" height="336" allowFullScreen="true" wmode="transparent"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;/object&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;b&gt;Monty Python - The Pope and Michaelangelo&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;One of the best bits that Python did during their legendary Hollywood Bowl performance in 1982. If I had a time machine, one of my destinations—after giving 5-year-old me life advice, winning lottery numbers, World Series and Super Bowl results, etc.—would be a seat, front and center, at this concert.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;“The fat one balances the two skinny ones.”&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://theshalom.tumblr.com/post/228080164</link><guid>http://theshalom.tumblr.com/post/228080164</guid><pubDate>Fri, 30 Oct 2009 10:21:00 -0700</pubDate><category>video</category><category>comedy</category><category>heroes</category></item><item><title>Great Minds Think Alike. Also, Terrible Minds Think Alike.</title><description>Jon (brother): I want to open an Indian restaurant and call it Naan To Five.&#13;
Bryan (friend): Good...</description><link>http://theshalom.tumblr.com/post/227190199</link><guid>http://theshalom.tumblr.com/post/227190199</guid><pubDate>Thu, 29 Oct 2009 13:00:00 -0700</pubDate><category>conversation</category><category>no offense India. your culture is beautiful. we're just asses.</category></item><item><title>Rodrigo y Gabriela - “Hanuman” &amp; “Buster...</title><description>&lt;object width="400" height="336"&gt;&lt;param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/wKd0HNg1kFQ&amp;rel=0&amp;egm=0&amp;showinfo=0&amp;fs=1"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name="wmode" value="transparent"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/wKd0HNg1kFQ&amp;rel=0&amp;egm=0&amp;showinfo=0&amp;fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="400" height="336" allowFullScreen="true" wmode="transparent"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;/object&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;b&gt;Rodrigo y Gabriela - “Hanuman” &amp; “Buster Voodoo” for NPR Music’s Tiny Desk Series&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;So cool. No matter how many times I watch them play, I’m always mesmerized. My reaction to seeing Rodrigo y Gabriela play their guitars is not unlike a child seeing a magic trick for the first time. I kind of squint my eyes and tilt my head to the side, unwilling to accept that what I’m seeing is real.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://theshalom.tumblr.com/post/226046469</link><guid>http://theshalom.tumblr.com/post/226046469</guid><pubDate>Wed, 28 Oct 2009 09:58:00 -0700</pubDate><category>music</category><category>NPR</category><category>heavy metal flamenco</category><category>how the hell did you do that?</category></item><item><title>Don’t ask Kobe Bryant, “How does it feel to win an...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://20.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ks7hu0bfsR1qzfg2so1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;Don’t ask Kobe Bryant, “How does it feel to win an NBA Championship?” Because he will answer by smiling and punching you in the face.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;(via:&lt;a href="http://ems.tumblr.com/post/225590030" target="_blank"&gt;ems&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;a href="http://aysaturen.tumblr.com/post/225561687/via-chrisgoods" target="_blank"&gt;aysaturen&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;a href="http://chrisgoods.tumblr.com/" target="_blank"&gt;chrisgoods&lt;/a&gt;)&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://theshalom.tumblr.com/post/225601592</link><guid>http://theshalom.tumblr.com/post/225601592</guid><pubDate>Tue, 27 Oct 2009 21:48:02 -0700</pubDate><category>Lakers</category><category>championship</category><category>Kobe gon' knock you out</category></item><item><title>The Association - Windy
Fellow LA Tumblrs, if you need to get...</title><description>&lt;embed type="application/x-shockwave-flash" src="http://theshalom.tumblr.com/swf/audio_player.swf?audio_file=http://www.tumblr.com/audio_file/225597567/tumblr_ks7jrv8bxP1qz5awc&amp;color=FFFFFF" height="27" width="207" quality="best"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;b&gt;The Association - Windy&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Fellow LA Tumblrs, if you need to get anywhere tonight, may I suggest using an umbrella to Mary Poppins your way across town. Not only will you blow everyones mind, you will also be fuel-efficient and environmentally friendly.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://theshalom.tumblr.com/post/225597567</link><guid>http://theshalom.tumblr.com/post/225597567</guid><pubDate>Tue, 27 Oct 2009 21:43:07 -0700</pubDate><category>music</category><category>I may have recycled that joke</category></item><item><title>If there’s one thing that always attracts me to a woman,...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://14.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ks74toTM6F1qz5awco1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;If there’s one thing that always attracts me to a woman, it’s modesty. If there’s another thing that always attracts me to a woman, it’s basic understanding of punctuation and grammar. If there’s a third thing that always attracts me to a woman, it would be owning a PT Cruiser.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://theshalom.tumblr.com/post/225299737</link><guid>http://theshalom.tumblr.com/post/225299737</guid><pubDate>Tue, 27 Oct 2009 16:20:11 -0700</pubDate><category>attraction</category><category>this is a joke right?</category><category>beauty</category><category>beauty is in the owner of a PT Cruiser</category></item><item><title>Just got back from the Reblog This Film Festival, and I have to...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://11.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ks5ybocVgX1qz5awco1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;Just got back from the Reblog This Film Festival, and I have to say I was thoroughly impressed. If you’re familiar with the site, you already know there’s a ton of incredibly talented people that contribute to it. Despite knowing this, my expectations were still exceeded and I was blown away by the show.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Kudos to all involved, from the filmmakers to Tumblr for putting together a great event. And, it was really good to meet/see/mingle with everyone who came out tonight. I can officially say that I went to a Hollywood party and didn’t feel completely out of place. [This is the part where I make a stupid joke about doing cocaine]&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Also, the picture above came out blurry, but it’s funny because &lt;a href="http://www.davidslog.com" target="_blank"&gt;David&lt;/a&gt; was standing on the stage with the word “PLAY” projected onto his crotch.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://theshalom.tumblr.com/post/224693340</link><guid>http://theshalom.tumblr.com/post/224693340</guid><pubDate>Tue, 27 Oct 2009 01:02:00 -0700</pubDate><category>Literally Following People From Tumblr</category><category>Tumblr</category><category>Reblog This Film Festival</category></item><item><title>Hand did touch this slip, but hand still have much worries! Hand...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://13.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ks3zf5pm4m1qz5awco1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;Hand &lt;i&gt;did&lt;/i&gt; touch this slip, but hand still have much worries! Hand think cookie lies. Hand not take advices from snacks no more.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://theshalom.tumblr.com/post/223960948</link><guid>http://theshalom.tumblr.com/post/223960948</guid><pubDate>Mon, 26 Oct 2009 10:01:00 -0700</pubDate><category>fortune cookie</category><category>engrish</category></item></channel></rss>
