Hello. My name is Shalom, and yes, I am aware of what that means in Hebrew. Enjoy. TheShalom[at]GMail | AIM | Or Leave A CommentTumblr (3.0; @theshalom)http://theshalom.tumblr.com/<embed type="application/x-shockwave-flash" src="http://theshalom.tumblr.com/swf/audio_player.swf?audio_file=http://www.tumblr.com/audio_file/271081891/tumblr_ku7lnua76M1qz5awc&color=FFFFFF" height="27" width="207" quality="best"></embed><br/><br/><p><b>Jonathan Boulet - A Community Service Announcement</b></p> <p>While this song puts me in a great mood with its happy vibe and refreshing sound, it’s also frustrating when I remember that it was written by a 20 year old musical prodigy.</p>http://theshalom.tumblr.com/post/271081891http://theshalom.tumblr.com/post/271081891Sat, 05 Dec 2009 18:31:06 -0800musicjealousy<object width="400" height="336"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/vnRs8k1-ZXg&rel=0&egm=0&showinfo=0&fs=1"></param><param name="wmode" value="transparent"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/vnRs8k1-ZXg&rel=0&egm=0&showinfo=0&fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="400" height="336" allowFullScreen="true" wmode="transparent"></embed></object><br/><br/><p><b>You’re A Mean One, Mr. Grinch</b></p> <p>via: The always excellent, <a target="_blank" href="http://www.youtube.com/user/troubleclef">Troubleclef</a></p>http://theshalom.tumblr.com/post/270967602http://theshalom.tumblr.com/post/270967602Sat, 05 Dec 2009 16:51:03 -0800Christmasmusicguitarinstrumental<img src="http://18.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ku4amvXfyb1qz5awco1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Minutes later, Wangchuk Dorje became one with a churro.</p>http://theshalom.tumblr.com/post/269261646http://theshalom.tumblr.com/post/269261646Fri, 04 Dec 2009 10:14:00 -0800bumper carsmonkzen carnival<object width="400" height="336"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/OEkomaBTppY&rel=0&egm=0&showinfo=0&fs=1"></param><param name="wmode" value="transparent"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/OEkomaBTppY&rel=0&egm=0&showinfo=0&fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="400" height="336" allowFullScreen="true" wmode="transparent"></embed></object><br/><br/><p><b>Tiger Woods Voicemail Slow Jam Remix</b></p> <p>This Tiger Woods scandal has already been played to death, but this video cracked me up. It’s short, sweet and actually kinda catchy.</p> <!-- end top section -->http://theshalom.tumblr.com/post/268851754http://theshalom.tumblr.com/post/268851754Fri, 04 Dec 2009 01:02:00 -0800ugh shut up about tiger woods alreadyslow jamz<img src="http://15.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ktt108NDmV1qz5awco1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Urologist or pervert? You decide.</p>http://theshalom.tumblr.com/post/268388448http://theshalom.tumblr.com/post/268388448Thu, 03 Dec 2009 17:55:03 -0800license plateI'm going with pervert<img src="http://10.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ku1mqz6WGD1qz5awco1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Alan Grant in formal wear.</p> <p>(<a target="_blank" href="http://atticus-flinch.livejournal.com/473373.html%20">click through</a> for more pictures of actors reprising famous roles, only in suits)</p>http://theshalom.tumblr.com/post/266864847http://theshalom.tumblr.com/post/266864847Wed, 02 Dec 2009 16:06:07 -0800well-dressed paleontologist<img src="http://3.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ku1nc5PCN91qz5awco1_500.gif"/><br/><br/><p><a target="_blank" href="http://www.threadless.com/product/2113/This_Game_Sucks">This Game Sucks</a> by <a target="_blank" href="http://www.threadless.com/profile/385872">David Creighton-Pester</a></p> <p>It was hard to fight the temptation to buy this shirt.</p>http://theshalom.tumblr.com/post/266753459http://theshalom.tumblr.com/post/266753459Wed, 02 Dec 2009 14:32:37 -0800nerdgasmvideo games<img src="http://4.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ktyq74ZcwW1qz5awco1_500.png"/><br/><br/><p><b>GPOYW</b>: Some Things Never Change</p> <p>Only it’s a lot less adorable when I do it now.</p>http://theshalom.tumblr.com/post/266545617http://theshalom.tumblr.com/post/266545617Wed, 02 Dec 2009 11:00:00 -0800gpoywgpoy as an infant wA fun way to start your day (tested this morning by yours truly): Forget to take out your contact...http://theshalom.tumblr.com/post/265386281http://theshalom.tumblr.com/post/265386281Tue, 01 Dec 2009 14:50:34 -0800this message is not endorsed by any optometrists or ophthalmologists<img src="http://18.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ktwf8oIdsl1qz5awco1_400.png"/><br/><br/><p>Stephen Colbert fills in for Rev. Al Sharpton on The Daily Show.</p>http://theshalom.tumblr.com/post/265099213http://theshalom.tumblr.com/post/265099213Tue, 01 Dec 2009 09:47:00 -0800Daily ShowStephen Colberthero<img src="http://23.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kty6q5w1J81qz5awco1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Phew! Looks like our clinic and patients are going to survive the zombie apocalypse after all.</p>http://theshalom.tumblr.com/post/264103329http://theshalom.tumblr.com/post/264103329Mon, 30 Nov 2009 16:29:50 -0800swine fluvaccinethis is gonna plant a microchip into my brain right?<object width="400" height="336"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/7oQhi5IJmYw&rel=0&egm=0&showinfo=0&fs=1"></param><param name="wmode" value="transparent"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/7oQhi5IJmYw&rel=0&egm=0&showinfo=0&fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="400" height="336" allowFullScreen="true" wmode="transparent"></embed></object><br/><br/><p><b>Andrew WK - Botched Bach</b></p> <p>When it comes to musicians that overshadow their virtuosic musical ability with their stage personas, I’ll take Andrew WK over Lady Gaga every single time. They both give you the impression that they’re mentally unstable, but while Gaga is crafting an image of an attention-whoring jackass celebrity, Andrew WK just wants to have a good time and make sure everyone is happy. Plus, he seems like a good guy that’s also pretty <a target="_blank" href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RdPB-hi26Yk">damn</a> <a target="_blank" href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k6H6n_onZI0">funny</a>.</p>http://theshalom.tumblr.com/post/263855717http://theshalom.tumblr.com/post/263855717Mon, 30 Nov 2009 13:00:00 -0800videomusicclassical piano performed by a lunatic<img src="http://17.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ktwfocsKJe1qz5awco1_r1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><b>Thanksgiving Dinner 2009</b></p>http://theshalom.tumblr.com/post/262875543http://theshalom.tumblr.com/post/262875543Sun, 29 Nov 2009 18:19:57 -0800thanksgivingheadless aunt<img src="http://3.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ktw76mg0LL1qz5awco1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Helpful laundry accessory or unfortunate nickname with bizarre backstory?</p>http://theshalom.tumblr.com/post/262601949http://theshalom.tumblr.com/post/262601949Sun, 29 Nov 2009 14:44:43 -0800perhaps some lotion would help?MLB Commissioner Bug Selig To Step Down After 2012: When reached for comment, Commissioner Selig...http://theshalom.tumblr.com/post/261479710http://theshalom.tumblr.com/post/261479710Sat, 28 Nov 2009 18:44:59 -08002012real news storiesfake news quotes<img src="http://17.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ktuicog6oh1qz7wfjo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Theresh nothing quite like taking in the shtunning shcenery while shitting on your car.</p> <p>(via: <a href="http://nedhepburn.tumblr.com/" target="_blank">nedhepburn</a>)</p>http://theshalom.tumblr.com/post/261459080http://theshalom.tumblr.com/post/261459080Sat, 28 Nov 2009 18:27:09 -0800Sean Connery<img src="http://21.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ktsq1uIUR51qz5awco1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://theshalom.tumblr.com/post/260110068http://theshalom.tumblr.com/post/260110068Fri, 27 Nov 2009 17:41:53 -0800street signsclever city officials<img src="http://19.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ktr6v2OAjR1qz5awco1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>WEST HARTFORD, Conn.—Resting after Thanksgiving dinner, 1976.</p> <p>© Richard Kalvar</p> <p>(via: <a target="_blank" href="http://todayspictures.slate.com/20091125/">Slate</a>)</p>http://theshalom.tumblr.com/post/259159171http://theshalom.tumblr.com/post/259159171Thu, 26 Nov 2009 21:49:50 -0800thanksgivingMe? Well, let’s just say that I’m sweating gravy, the only words I can utter are...http://theshalom.tumblr.com/post/258981209http://theshalom.tumblr.com/post/258981209Thu, 26 Nov 2009 19:04:00 -0800thanksgivinggluttony in the name of holiday<embed type="application/x-shockwave-flash" src="http://theshalom.tumblr.com/swf/audio_player.swf?audio_file=http://www.tumblr.com/audio_file/258575782/tumblr_ktq50xrk8D1qz4u07&color=FFFFFF" height="27" width="207" quality="best"></embed><br/><br/><p><a href="http://topherchris.com/post/258366244/vince-guaraldi-trio-thanksgiving-theme" target="_blank">topherchris</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>Vince Guaraldi Trio — Thanksgiving Theme</p> </blockquote> <p>The holidays are incomplete without Vince Guaraldi.</p>http://theshalom.tumblr.com/post/258575782http://theshalom.tumblr.com/post/258575782Thu, 26 Nov 2009 11:46:32 -0800thanksgivingmusic