Things I Will Never Be Good At
Cutting my nails
It doesn’t matter that I’ve been doing this since I was 8 years old, I still suck. And it’s not because lack of ambidexterity, because I do an equally poor job on both hands. Let’s do a status check on my nails:
- Jagged and uneven? Check.
- Way too short? Check.
- Kinda hurts? Check.
- Bonus: Draw any blood? You betcha.
If these clippers were any bigger, I probably would be missing a finger or two by now.
