Concert Wisdom
Having been to a number of concerts over the years, I’ve learned a few tips and tricks along the way. From knowing which spots are best for optimal concert viewing to bypassing valet/pay parking lots with obscure street parking, I’m a certified concert vet. But last night, I learned something new.
We’ve all been victim to rude people at concerts that squeeze into the crowd and stand directly in front of you as if you weren’t there. I never knew how to properly deal with these people without potentially starting a scene. Well, it turns out that the best way to get rid of these types is to stand uncomfortably close and breathe heavily on her neck until she leans over to her friend/partner-in-assholery and says, “This guy won’t stop breathing on me. Let’s move.”
Jerks leave. View restored. Great success.
