April 2012
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Apr 1st
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March 2012
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Sons And Daughters
I’m standing in line at Wells Fargo, and there’s a man across the way waiting to speak to a personal banker. He’s sitting on the couch in the waiting area watching his two children, a young boy and girl. Growing up with only a younger brother, I can imagine what it’s like raising boys, but I don’t have much info on what it’s like to have a little princess to...
Mar 31st
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Mar 28th
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Mar 28th
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Mar 28th
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Mar 24th
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Mar 24th
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Mar 24th
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Mar 23rd
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Mar 22nd
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ListenBrian Chartrand - Just The Way You Are (Billy Joel...
Mar 21st
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ListenBilly Joel - Piano Man
Mar 21st
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Mar 21st
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Mar 19th
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ListenThey say it’s your birthday…
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Mar 18th
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I Think We're Doing This Backwards...
I’m the only person wearing green in this diner, which you assume would make it so I’d get to pinch everyone in the building. Instead, everyone is punching me in the head on their way out the door.
Mar 18th
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Mar 17th
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Mar 16th
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Potential Omen From Classic Hits Radio
The music in our office’s waiting room just played Whitney Houston followed by The Monkees followed by Wham!. This may very well have been coincidence, but if I were George Michael, I’d be extra careful for the next few days.
Mar 14th
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Mar 12th
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Mar 11th
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Mar 9th
Anonymous asked: hi
Mar 9th
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“Neil DeGrasse Tyson is the director of the Hayden Planetarium. That’s how...”
– My Brother, on his aspirations as an astrophysicist
Mar 9th
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Mar 7th
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Mar 2nd
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