January 2011
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I have a gym in my house. The thing is, though, I’m only trying to live...
– Ricky Gervais
I don’t want to impress people I wouldn’t cross the road to talk to....
– Ricky Gervais
It probably makes me a jerk to agree with this, but whatever. I’ll wear the label of “elitist prick” with pride.
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Miscellaneous Rambling
Thinking too long about inconsequential things is my favorite hobby:
Recently, I went to a Borders that had a sign next to the register that read, “For adult magazines, please ask for assistance.” This means that: (a) People have been abusing the porn section of the magazine aisle, and (b) The guys that go to that Borders and ask the cashier for Penthouse are simultaneously the most...
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Miscellaneous Rambling
Thinking too long about inconsequential things is my favorite hobby:
Recently, I went to a Borders that had a sign next to the register that read, “For adult magazines, please ask for assistance.” This means that: (a) People have been abusing the porn section of the magazine aisle, and (b) The guys that go to that Borders and ask the cashier for Penthouse are simultaneously the most...
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Far better is it to dare mighty things, to win glorious triumphs, even though...
– Theodore Roosevelt
An inspiring insight on the supreme importance of initiative, action and moxie, or, TR’s failed submission for Nike’s slogan before they stole and shortened it to “Just Do It.”
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