Hezballa [hez-BAW-luh] noun:
- A terrorist with exceptional basketball ability.
- A basketball player that terrorizes opponents with their exceptional basketball ability.
With how tall Osama bin Laden is, you might expect him to be a little bit better at hoops than he actually is. True story, Osama played Kobe Bryant one-on-one, and Kobe 360-dunked on him so hard that after the ass-kicking, bin Laden released a tape condemning the entire NBA. Kobe Bryant…now, that guy is definitely a hezballa.