I typically hate online surveys, but this one brought back very funny memories of twisted conversations with friends.
My score: 31 (I think that’s a bit low, but whatever)
Guy gives hilarious play-by-play of a dude getting his ass kicked by a gang of old women.
In the spirit of the holidays, here’s a special message from Santa Claus brought to us by The Onion. Easily one of my favorite articles ever by The Onion.