“Laughter is the shortest distance between two people.”
— Victor Borge I love this...
— Victor Borge I love this...
Oct 2nd
I Propose Some New (And Useless) Slang
Hezballa [hez-BAW-luh] noun: A terrorist with exceptional basketball ability. A basketball...
Oct 1st
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Chico and Harpo Marx play the piano
It seems that when people do know who the Marx brothers are,...
Sep 30th
Chico and Groucho Marx (A Night at the Opera)
Anyone who...
Sep 30th
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Mr. Mister - Take These Broken Wings
And learn to fly again. Learn to live so free.
Mr. Mister was...
Sep 30th
11:36pm And I Am Defending Myself At The...
“Hi, how ya doin? I’m fine, thanks. Yep, found everything I was looking for just fine. ...
Sep 30th
Amercan Girl in Italy by Ruth Orkin (1951)
The old guy on...
Sep 29th
Baby Cage (1937)
And here I was thinking that baby cages...
Sep 29th
Dodger second baseman, Orlando Hudson, demonstrates how...
Sep 28th
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The Dodos - Park Song
Anyone else seeing these guys at the El Rey tonight? (I’m going to a...
Sep 28th
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Carl Sagan (featuring Stephen Hawking) - A Glorious Dawn
This auto-tune thing has been done to...
Sep 26th
American Gothic next to American Gothic.
Sep 26th
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Stephen Lynch - What If That Guy From Smashing Pumpkins Lost His Car Keys?
I can’t find them...
Sep 25th
With no other options available, I put the car in reverse,...
Sep 24th
I’ve been trying to convince my brother that we should...
Sep 23rd
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Santo & Johnny - Sleep Walk
The theme song for all of us nightowls.
Sep 23rd
“Pandas are so damn stupid, but it’s impossible...
Sep 21st
Sep 21st
Awesome panoramic of Paris at night.
(click through for...
Sep 21st
“Frankly, I’m insulted that you keep insisting...
Sep 20th
Some Things Never Change
I had the chance to catch up with my childhood best friend tonight. To call him my childhood best...
Sep 19th
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Pavement - 5 - 4 = Unity
I want to have my own radio show just so I can use this song to fade in...
Sep 19th
That's Not Supposed To Be Here...
Due to ongoing home renovations, I currently do not have a kitchen sink, counter, cupboards or...
Sep 19th
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Vetiver - Everyday
A happy, breezy song fitting for today’s weather.
Sep 18th
Fun with Vocab: Aposiopesis
Aposiopesis [ap-uh-sahy-uh-pee-sis] Rhetoric A sudden breaking off in the midst of a sentence, as...
Sep 17th
“A Hero’s Welcome” (photo by Jon SooHoo)
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Sep 16th
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Beatles - Here, There And Everywhere
You know what happens when you play Beatles Rock Band for...
Sep 16th
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Rodrigo y Gabriela - Hanuman
Badass classical guitar. How can you say no to that?
Sep 15th
Oversight
All day, I’ve been home overseeing a kitchen renovation. It’s been great because little...
Sep 15th
After an entire afternoon of looking for a new refrigerator,...
Sep 14th
A Mother's Love
Me: [extending hand] High five?Mom: No.
Me: Aw, come on. Why not?
Mom: Because you're an ass.
Me: Ouch.
Brother: [laughter]
Mom: [even more laughter]
Me: [defeated laughter]
Me: Ahhh. Ok. High five for that?
Mom: NO.
Sep 14th
AHHHHH
College football is going to kill me. I’m sure of it. These nailbiter games are going to be...
Sep 13th
Sonic Boom
I just missed the sonic boom that everyone else in LA heard about ten minutes ago. As disappointing...
Sep 12th
Conan and Bob Newhart.
Sep 11th
Things That Make Me Whimper Like A...
Breaking a string while restringing a guitar When medicine tastes like medicine Computers...
Sep 9th
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The Beatles - One After 909
How can I not post this song today? Well, it was either this or...
Sep 9th
Sep 9th
This bird is making the same face I make when unaware that a...
Sep 8th
Fashion Question
Being the day after Labor Day, I was supposed to wear an all-white jumpsuit today, right? Maybe the...
Sep 8th
Hyunhoo had to withstand five long, grueling days of nonstop...
Sep 8th
“Hey Andre, how come we don’t get as much...
Sep 7th
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Harper Simon - Cactus Flower Rag
Really fun tune from Paul Simon’s son.
Sep 7th
“Chicks who dig home runs aren’t the ones who appeal to...”
— Ichiro, Seattle Mariners...
— Ichiro, Seattle Mariners...
Sep 7th
FINALLY
It’s been 247 days of waiting, but the day has finally come: College Football is back and all...
Sep 5th
Sep 5th
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Dr. Tran - Quiet Log Time
I’ve watched this video a dozen times in the past couple days and...
Sep 4th
Base Wars
A robot that has lost too many fights in one...
Sep 3rd
This will always make me laugh. Always.
Sep 2nd