April 2013
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March 2013
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The most precious gift one human can give another, I believe, is the gift of a...
– Jack Handey
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About morals, I know only that what is moral is what you feel good after and...
– Ernest Hemingway, supporting my argument that donuts, cheesecake and masturbation are all morally ambiguous.
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February 2013
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January 2013
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December 2012
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November 2012
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Overstating A Point
This morning, an old woman asked me to check on a mammogram referral she requested from our office. This isn’t out of the ordinary, as patients ask for the status of referrals and authorizations all the time. However, this old woman wasn’t just asking me with her words. Oh no, that wasn’t enough for her. Because instead of just saying, “mammogram,” and assuming...
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October 2012
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You’re gonna love this venue. It’s big but still intimate, the...
– My brother, extolling the virtues of the Greek Theatre
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September 2012
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August 2012
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I want to be a food critic, philosopher and activist, so I’m gonna change...
– My brother, describing a potential new career direction
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To me, boxing is like a ballet, except there’s no music, no choreography,...
– Jack Handey
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July 2012
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June 2012
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