Phone Calls to the Clinic (Viagra Man)
Me: Doctor's office, how can I help you?
Man: WILL YOU GIVE ME SOME VIAGRA?
Me: I'm sorry?
Man: I NEED VIAGRA.
Me: Oh. Well, the clinic actually closed for the da--
Man: When do they open?!
Me: They'll re-open tomorrow at 9AM.
Man: Can you give me some viagra tomorrow?
Me: Well...I can't, but the doctor could prescribe some for you...
Man: I HAVE MONEY.
Me: O...k...so, you'll be a cash patient?
Man: I have money. I'll pay for viagra. How much?
Me: Well, have you been seen by the doctor before?
Man: No.
Me: Ok. The initial office visit fee--
Man: I need viagra.
Me: Yes. Yes, I heard you the first time.
Man: Ok. I'll be there tomorrow.
Me: Hold on, let me schedule you an appointment.
Man: *click* *dial tone*
Aug 14th