2008

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I’m surprised I haven’t seen this online until...

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Unfortunately, the concert had to end. As we milled out to...

I avoided using the digital zoom all night, but I finally...

An example of the awesome light show that came from the...

The Hollywood Bowl before Radiohead came out and blew...

One ticket to (music) paradise.

Radiohead Recap

Last night, I experienced a little slice of heaven in the form of a Radiohead concert at the...

Radiohead @ The Hollywood Bowl

Holy crap. This concert is going to be amazing. If this is my last Tumblr post ever, it’s...

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Closing Ceremony

Say what you will about the Olympics, but there’s no denying that Beijing knows how to put on...

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I don’t mean to get all Olympic-picture-happy over...

Nice hat, dude! (thanks to livejamie for the link) (click on...

“What do I like most about women? I like when they like me.”
— -Stephen Colbert What a...

“Laughter is the best medicine, that’s for sure....”
— Norm Macdonald

Looking at the channel guide. I thought...

An understandable mistake seeing as how Dude Where’s My Car is an adaptation of...

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As I mentioned in my previous post, there was a site review...

Accents Are Fun

Today, our clinic went through a “facility site review,” which is just a nice way of...

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I can’t be the only person who noticed this, can...

Sale at AllPosters.com

Not sure if anyone out there would be interested, but AllPosters is having a sale right now and...

Does Roll Call Work?

rollcall: Roll Call, now 884 Tumblr users strong, was built to provide a new, inclusive way to...

To My Dear Friend Last.fm,

We’ve been through a lot of music together. I appreciate you and think you’re a really...

“Build a man a fire, and he’ll be warm for a day. Light...”
— A Wise Man

Strawberry Lemonade: As essential to hot summer days as ice...

I’m not a fan of Caturday, but this one always makes...

I don’t care if people are tired of hearing about the...

Tumblrversary

vinh: I’ve been on tumblr for over a year now. *throws confetti* This is my oldest post....

I Totally Set Myself Up For That One

For me, yesterday evening was primarily composed of taking in a few swings at the batting cages and...

dangurewitch: New Balance 992: The Comedy Sneaker. I wear...

Hahahah. I can’t understand why Bush would write it on...

Phone Calls to the Clinic (Viagra Man)

Me: Doctor's office, how can I help you?
Man: WILL YOU GIVE ME SOME VIAGRA?
Me: I'm sorry?
Man: I NEED VIAGRA.
Me: Oh. Well, the clinic actually closed for the da--
Man: When do they open?!
Me: They'll re-open tomorrow at 9AM.
Man: Can you give me some viagra tomorrow?
Me: Well...I can't, but the doctor could prescribe some for you...
Man: I HAVE MONEY.
Me: O...k...so, you'll be a cash patient?
Man: I have money. I'll pay for viagra. How much?
Me: Well, have you been seen by the doctor before?
Man: No.
Me: Ok. The initial office visit fee--
Man: I need viagra.
Me: Yes. Yes, I heard you the first time.
Man: Ok. I'll be there tomorrow.
Me: Hold on, let me schedule you an appointment.
Man: *click* *dial tone*

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I have a sneaking suspicion that someone already posted this...

The highlight of my day was finding some great batting cages...

Caught this hilarious/disturbing picture on Google...

I imagine this conversation was going on as this picture was...

The 4x100 Freestyle final last night was incredible. It absolutely lives up the the hype it’s...

My Top 5 Artists (Week Ending 2008-8-10)

One Step Closer to Crippling Laziness

Every time I look in the mirror, step in the path of even a slight breeze, or tilt my head downward,...

Roll Call....beuller?

With qualities like that, what else could you ask for? And I...

“Confidential to the women of Los Angeles, perhaps America,...”
— -Jon Weisman (of Dodger...

Opening Ceremony

Political, environmental, and human rights issues aside, this is a hell of a show. Somehow,...

I admire your enthusiasm, towel holder. If I was permanently...

I Thought It Was A Joke

This afternoon, a rather effeminate gentleman walked into the office. He introduced himself as a...

Jumping on the superhero creating bandwagon, I created...

“A little nonsense now and then, is cherished by the wisest...”
— Roald Dahl

Forgetfulness

The name of the author is the first to go followed obediently by the title, the plot, the...

Ok. Maybe this won’t be so bad after all? It’s...

Last Searched Keywords

I just checked my page stats, and after being surprised that I’ve had a decent amount of page...

“I thoroughly disapprove of duels. If a man should challenge...”
— Mark Twain

You might think this grouping is really bizarre, but it...

8 Truthful Celebrity Autobiography Covers This is so...

New batting gloves mean my Saturday morning will definitely...

Dodgers Involved In Three-Way Deal

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Tonight, We Feast

Today is my dad’s 50th birthday. Being the big five-oh, we couldn’t just do our regular...

“In weightlifting, I don’t think sudden, uncontrolled...”
— Jack Handey

Arguably the favorite cartoon from my childhood. In fact,...

Rumble Rumble Shake Shake

As the wave of posts from the past couple of hours would suggest, us Californians got to practice...

Time Sure Does Fly...

I was just talking with an old friend and we realized that 10 years ago we were getting ready for...

I have way too many random images saved on my computer. I...

A Bathroom Quandary

I found myself at a crossroads a moment ago while washing my hands. Halfway into rinsing the soap...

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This is funny and so very very sad at the same time. Thanks...

Placido Polanco Chokes Up All The Way Sometimes I try to...

“Inner-tubing is just an excuse to drink beer and pee your...”
— -John C. Reilly (Jimmy Kimmel...

The Joker vs. Anton Chigurh

Because of the lack of tickets and my aversion to large crowds in movie theaters, I waited until...

onemoretimewithfeeling: Why can’t I be this witty with...

Giant bunny or tiny man? You decide.

I wanted to see if I qualified as having unconventional...

Unexplained Phenomenon

Has there ever been any research on why sandwiches taste better when cut in half diagonally?

It's My Tumblrversary!

I’ve been on Tumblr for a whole year now, and it’s safe to say that I’ve found my...

Joining The Herd

I wonder how long the lines are going to be for Dark Knight. I know the movie is going to be great,...

That’s pretty much right. Though, it doesn’t...

I’ve eaten so much Mexican food in the past couple...

Woman ‘tricked into sex’ by penis cream...

Inanimate objects with faces are always fun. Even more so...

All-Star Game

Holy crap. Is anyone else still watching this game?! This is insane. Probably the best all-star game...

confessionizer: I lied to you. I lied to you best friend. I lied to myself. I lied to my best...

My Top 5 Artists (Week Ending 2008-7-13)

This morning at the diner I thought to myself, “You...

topherchris: The Large Hadron Collider Loves to Twitter I...

Wall-E

I’m a few weeks behind everyone else, but I just got back from seeing Wall-E. A few...

You know what’s awesome? When you don’t realize that your undershirt is much bigger...

When you swing a baseball bat multiple times in a short time...

“If a quiz can be quizzical, can a test be testicle?”
— My favorite joke, circa 10th...

"Bruno" Pranks It Up

“These are my principles; if you don’t like them, I...”
— Groucho Marx

This Used To Be My Playground

My friend Tim and I have been discussing taking some swings at the batting cages for a long time....

One Less Thing To Check Off

Though I wasn’t born here, I’ve been in Southern California since the first grade and...

Seven-Seven-Oh-Eight

Typically, my posts are lengthier than the average blog entry. That’s particularly true on...

Head Fake

My Top 5 Artists (Week Ending 2008-7-6)

I just got back from brunch at a restaurant my family and I frequent a few times every month. Our...

Today is a good day. :)

onemoretimewithfeeling: theshalom:  onemoretimewithfeeling: I assume you didn’t have to use your...

If Frankenstein knew about grilling steaks, he probably...

My pre-grilling mantra: Don’t burn the steaks....

Today is a good day. :)

(via: onemoretimewithfeeling) I assume you didn’t have to use your AK?

A hundred pictures and only one comes out semi-decent. No...

The damage for tonight’s main course. Holy steaks,...

Kiss The Cook

Not wanting to be left out of the 4th of July BBQing festivities, we went out and bought some steaks...

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The German Toilet

Reading my dashboard makes me feel like the only person on the planet that hasn’t seen...

Incubus To Go On Hiatus

Slate.com: On Catchphrases

I’ve always thought that nipples on men was one of the...

My Top 5 Artists (Week Ending 2008-6-29)

Dodgers Win Despite Not Recording A Hit

Words That I Find Funny

Word: MoistWhy: I think my amusement with this word started back in high school, and more...