November202009
I liked that Topherchris liked that I am bleeding profusely from my mouth. I’m also curious if screenshotting screenshots will eventually break the internet.

I liked that Topherchris liked that I am bleeding profusely from my mouth.

I’m also curious if screenshotting screenshots will eventually break the internet.
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8PM
Yeah. My Friday night is pretty awesome so far.

Yeah. My Friday night is pretty awesome so far.
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6PM
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Sergio Mendes & Brasil ‘66 – Mais Que Nada
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1PM
The majority of people who see this will think, “Oh my goodness, how romantic!” But have you considered the possibility that the guy is trying to get rid of the girl? Perhaps this grand gesture of love is actually a man at the end of his rope, putting an end to months of nagging and bickering by telling his lady to get the hell off the train? Perhaps he’s not softly whispering, “My darling, I love you. I can’t bear the thought of being without you. I never want to let you go.” But rather, “I fucking told you, Charlene. If you brought up your bitch of a mother one more damn time, I was going to throw you out the fucking window.” Maybe your “awww” should’ve been an “OHHHHHHHHHH” instead. Just sayin’.

The majority of people who see this will think, “Oh my goodness, how romantic!”

But have you considered the possibility that the guy is trying to get rid of the girl?

Perhaps this grand gesture of love is actually a man at the end of his rope, putting an end to months of nagging and bickering by telling his lady to get the hell off the train? Perhaps he’s not softly whispering, “My darling, I love you. I can’t bear the thought of being without you. I never want to let you go.” But rather, “I fucking told you, Charlene. If you brought up your bitch of a mother one more damn time, I was going to throw you out the fucking window.”

Maybe your “awww” should’ve been an “OHHHHHHHHHH” instead. Just sayin’.
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November192009
“My penis is not on the Weight Watchers diet—I looked it up. She can have a shake, one slice of wheat bread and then a sensible penis.” Conan O’Brien, in response to Kirstie Alley’s angry tweet that claims “[Conan] acts like I bit his dick off.”
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November182009
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Chromeo - Night By Night

Nothin wrong with a midweek dance party.
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November172009

drewhancock:

I spend so much time online reading blogs that celebrate people failing or make fun of the shitty art people make or post pictures of ugly people shopping at department stores, it leaves me with this cynical, horrible feeling inside.

It’s great to be reminded that there are still things on the internet that can make me feel good.

Great point. Nothing quite like a blissful Sigur Ros song to wash away any frustration, anger and cynicism weighing you down.

This video puts together a few of my favorite things: music, concerts, smiling, foreign languages, and drum circles. And guest appearances by Bjork.
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1PM

Deep Breath. DEEEEP Breath. Count Backwards From 10.

You know those days where everything seems to be a test of your patience and sanity? Apparently, today is my turn. I’m not even at the halfway point, but today has already seen:

  • A patient pay for his copay almost entirely in dimes and pennies.
  • A conversation with a sweet, old pharmacist that happens to have an incredibly thick, almost unintelligible Vietnamese accent. Here’s my interpretation of what he said.
    • Me: Hi! I just wanted to know if you carried Albuterol inhalation solution for nebulizers?

      Pharmacist: Good.

      Me: I’m sorry? Good?

      Pharmacist: Yah. Today, you bring chicken.

      Me: Chicken? Um, I was asking about albuterol. For asthm—

      Pharmacist: Yah. Chicken. Come today. Ok?

      Me: No no. Albuterol. For a nebulizer. For asthma.

      Pharmacist: Good.
  • A phone call from a patient where I spent half an hour trying to explain that she couldn’t make an appointment for November 14th because that was three days ago and our office policy is to make appointments for the future. After repeated attempts to convince her of the date or to look at a calendar, I gave up and told her that our office time machine was out for repairs.

If the afternoon is anything like the morning, my brain might break. But so far, it looks promising. I’m currently on hold, waiting for Dr. Long Dang. So, my concerns have shifted from pulling my hair out in frustration to biting my tongue and not saying “Long Dong” or greeting the doctor with, “What up, Daaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaang?”

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November162009
Eddie Murphy teaches Stevie Wonder how to do a Stevie Wonder impression “You gotta mellow out when you do Stevie. The secret to doing Stevie Wonder is that you gotta smile a lot, like this. You see? You gotta smile. Then you gotta move your neck around. Move your neck like somebody’s choking you.”

Eddie Murphy teaches Stevie Wonder how to do a Stevie Wonder impression

“You gotta mellow out when you do Stevie. The secret to doing Stevie Wonder is that you gotta smile a lot, like this. You see? You gotta smile. Then you gotta move your neck around. Move your neck like somebody’s choking you.”
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November152009
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Cake - The Distance

A little musical nostalgia for this fine Sunday evening. I haven’t heard this song in years, but the moment it came on I was perfectly in synch with the lead singer, belting out lyrics like that dorky 6th grader that sang along to this song when KROQ played it all those years ago.
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November142009
A dramatic re-enactment of my brother and I watching USC get shellacked by Stanford today. Now if you’ll excuse me, I have a long night of sulking and whimpering ahead of me.

A dramatic re-enactment of my brother and I watching USC get shellacked by Stanford today.

Now if you’ll excuse me, I have a long night of sulking and whimpering ahead of me.
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November132009
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Cage The Elephant - Ain’t No Rest For The Wicked

(via: You Sound Like A Robot)
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November122009
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Cold War Kids - Audience Of One

I’m really digging this track from the upcoming EP Behave Yourself. The sound is still distinctly the Cold War Kids, however there’s something a little bit different to it which I can’t quite put my finger on, but am really enjoying.

(via: WhereItStartsItEnds)
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November112009
The current front page of LATimes.com (11/11/09 7:53pm) So much to love about this. From the absurdity of the picture/headline alone, to the strange sensation that you’ve entered an alternate reality where superheroes roam our city streets and J. Jonah Jameson has taken over as editor-in-chief at the Los Angeles Times. But all joking aside, WHO WILL PROTECT US FROM THE GREEN GOBLIN NOW?!

The current front page of LATimes.com (11/11/09 7:53pm)

So much to love about this. From the absurdity of the picture/headline alone, to the strange sensation that you’ve entered an alternate reality where superheroes roam our city streets and J. Jonah Jameson has taken over as editor-in-chief at the Los Angeles Times.

But all joking aside, WHO WILL PROTECT US FROM THE GREEN GOBLIN NOW?!
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5PM
“He who laughs most, learns best.” John Cleese
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